Alright, so here we have the terminal. You’ve probably seen it 1000 times before. I bet you could read what most things on it are with your eyes closed. Well good, that might come in handy now.

Now let’s make something to look at. Just some text from the ls command. We will view it will less.

Okay, just bear with me. This is what less returns. It is simply the first few filenames in my /usr/bin dir.

ALL RIGHT! Time for me to show you what I have done (and what I am about to do!) with this terminal.

ENTER_HACKER_MODE? Is that a real command? Why yes it is! I made it myself. See what is does!

What? Did everything just go to crap? Did you just echo “WOW COOL” and and….Huh? Correct! (You’re still a little lost) Now let’s see what is inside that stuff file.

Great, my system is fried. Not so in fact. Just simply EXIT_HACKER_MODE, silly!

Questions?

HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT FBI

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You should get the text within a few minutes. Once you get it open it up and under options there should be an option to save it as a ringtone. Do this. You now have that ringtone! Congratulations.

Yeeeeeah, just look for the most upvoted comment.

Nutty, I know, of course then there’s Won-Yo. Man he’s quiet. Sometimes I’d try to get him more enthusiastic or something by yelling “Yo! Won-Yo!” but it just seemed to annoy him. Someone said something about him being a monk (or maybe used to?) He never approved of Joong (Gun). Probably because Joong Gun  WAS crazy. Changed his last name to Gun and went off planning assassinations. Crazy nut claims he actually did kill someone! “On the run” he always claims when ever Dangoon asks him why he’s here. Man, he almost makes me wanna leave this place. Oh well, there not all crazy. Take Yi L. for example. Smart guy. (gets lots of nicknames for it) Usually he’s quiet and reserved. Don’t bother him in his study though. He takes those philosophy books so seriously. Maybe he’s here just to get away from the world and have peace and quiet. I guess I should ask him if he views the whole place like one big library.

Now we got some mixture of people here, but what group would be complete without the army brat? Yeah *Admiral* Yi Soon-Sin (changed his name for obvious reasons to Choong-Moo, and for love of whales) Ha! He’d make a good attack dog if we needed one. So loyal, so knightly he once asked Danny (Dangoon) if he could call him “king” and do his “bidding.” Seriously, kinda messed up. Although he did build a pretty cool war ship. Basically he just took one of out fishing boats and attached steel plating everywhere until you couldn’t see sunlight from the inside. Called it Kobukson. It still doesn’t float.

Finally we have Tai-Gye (He’s not actually Thai but we (that is, Danny and I) think he was adopted). He tends to avoid us so we don’t know too much about him. He was talking about starting some youth group thing for kids on the island. (Dangoon said “NO!” after finding out he was planning to teach them Neo-Confucianism) Dude, we don’t smoke that crap! He said it was a religion thing so he did get some people to start building a youth group. It was half-way done when we stormed in and decided that you can’t teach that crap around here. Later we convened and discussed what we were gonna do about the half-built structure. We finally decided on keeping it a youth group, but making it one for training infantry and teaching martial arts (Choong-Moo’s suggestion, not mine)

So, yeah, that just about sums it up…

WPA cracking videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngs5GUOA5ts&feature=response_watch 1/2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5RXxvK9vA&feature=response_watch 2/2

Considering I was skydiving with and active bomb falling with out a parachute I don’t think test fits the description. My job was to open up the missile, take apart the warhead and disarm the explosive mechanism inside. After which a DIY parachute set would discharge from the bomb.

Falling through the freezing weather, I thought I would almost go into hypothermia, all I could see were the clouds rushing past and the inside of my coat to I hid my head in from the cold wind. The bomb wasn’t far from me. I banked towards it and straitened out my body to reduce my drag and increase my speed. I mistook how fast I would fall or that I would have fogged up my goggles, otherwise I would have used a different tactic. But I was so close, closing in…maybe to close *clunk* the missile rushed at me and bumped my arm. Fear of accidentally making it detonate and my freezing blinded body made one hand retract but determination and self-preservation made the other reach. I grabbed from the missile and held on tight. I managed to throw my other arm around it and latch on with my legs. Diffusing time.

The bomb was tricky, but not that tricky. People usually don’t expect a skydiver to diffuse a fire-and-forget bomb like this. I tore out the main device after cutting the fuse wire. *clank* a latch releases and I saw my parachute kit pop out from the other side. I looked down and saw the ground become more detailed as the cloud wall turned into fog. I was running out of time.

My training in the fields of improvisation and engineering were finally going to pay off. I ran the rope through the holes of the parachute as fast as I could. I noted that I missed a few spots as I tied the rope to my self. This has to work. I mean… it should, shouldn’t it?

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion were you find out if… wait, I’m writing this. How could I die or anything bad happen? Ha! Maybe if only you knew were I was writing this from!